The battle of epic proportions: WALE VS WALL•E VS a WHALE. I’m going to size up each of them with several different categories

Latest Release:

Wale - New Mixtape that is out for free download at “Mixtape About Nothing”.
Wall•E - New Pixar Movie that is being released this Friday. However it costs whatever your local cinema is charging.
Whale - Swims in the ocean

Point to Wale - A free downloadable mix tape by one of the freshest emcees on the block wins the point.

Promotional Material:

Wale - Just got picked up to do Rock the Bells Tour. Will be on most of the country wide dates. Also is featured on the single for The Roots’ latest CD- a song called “Rising Down.”
Wall•E - Had interesting robot playing basketball promotions during the NBA Finals. Eventual happy meal toy at Mc Donalds. Has own stuffed animal.
Whale - Promotes it self by eating lots of fish

Point to Wall•E- Nothing spells out pimp like having your own stuffed animal.

Life Span:

Wale - Will probably die off around his late 70’s, early 80’s
Wall•E - Doesn’t have the life span boundaries that humans have. Can live years upon years
Whale - Depending on the whale, 40-85 years.

Point to Wall•E - Although having an unfair advantage of not really being alive, Wall-E lives longer.

Fashion:

Wale - Nike Boots, Common Wealth threads, and D.C.’s finest designers
Wall•E - Rusty metal
Whale - The Nude

Point to Wale - The kid is fresh. Although the whale was a close second.

Survival underwater:

Wale - Can hold breath for a little over a minute
Wall•E - Will sink to bottom of any body of water
Whale - Can survive 40-85 years.

Point to Whale - Nothing spells pimp like being able to survive under the water 40-85 years.

ADDING UP ALL POINTS:

It’s a tie between Wale and Wall•E (although the whale was a close second).
I know it’s a cop out, but i love Wale’s new Mix Tape and Pixar animation on the same level. Pixar and Wale should team up to do an animated hip hop flick. (do it Pixar!)

Wale x Justice - “W.A.L.E.D.A.N.C.E.”