The battle of epic proportions: WALE VS WALL•E VS a WHALE. I’m going to size up each of them with several different categories

Latest Release:

Wale - New Mixtape that is out for free download at “Mixtape About Nothing”.
Wall•E - New Pixar Movie that is being released this Friday. However it costs whatever your local cinema is charging.
Whale - Swims in the ocean

Point to Wale - A free downloadable mix tape by one of the freshest emcees on the block wins the point.

Promotional Material:

Wale - Just got picked up to do Rock the Bells Tour. Will be on most of the country wide dates. Also is featured on the single for The Roots’ latest CD- a song called “Rising Down.”
Wall•E - Had interesting robot playing basketball promotions during the NBA Finals. Eventual happy meal toy at Mc Donalds. Has own stuffed animal.
Whale - Promotes it self by eating lots of fish

Point to Wall•E- Nothing spells out pimp like having your own stuffed animal.

Life Span:

Wale - Will probably die off around his late 70’s, early 80’s
Wall•E - Doesn’t have the life span boundaries that humans have. Can live years upon years
Whale - Depending on the whale, 40-85 years.

Point to Wall•E - Although having an unfair advantage of not really being alive, Wall-E lives longer.

Fashion:

Wale - Nike Boots, Common Wealth threads, and D.C.’s finest designers
Wall•E - Rusty metal
Whale - The Nude

Point to Wale - The kid is fresh. Although the whale was a close second.

Survival underwater:

Wale - Can hold breath for a little over a minute
Wall•E - Will sink to bottom of any body of water
Whale - Can survive 40-85 years.

Point to Whale - Nothing spells pimp like being able to survive under the water 40-85 years.

ADDING UP ALL POINTS:

It’s a tie between Wale and Wall•E (although the whale was a close second).
I know it’s a cop out, but i love Wale’s new Mix Tape and Pixar animation on the same level. Pixar and Wale should team up to do an animated hip hop flick. (do it Pixar!)

Wale x Justice - “W.A.L.E.D.A.N.C.E.”

This post has been months in the making. DC rapper WALE is bigggg. He’s doing huge things right now. Being Mark Ronson’s hand picked protege just solidifys his place within Hip Hop up and comers. Many people are comparing him to Kanye and Lupe when they first launched. I believe it. Although he’s defintely got his own swagger and style (much different the lupe and kanye), the hype around him is comparable.

Check out his myspace page at myspace.com/wale202. he’s got a free mixtape you can jam on (also Rhymefest has got a mixtape you can download too!!). Personal favorites are the remix of Rehab, WALEDANCE, and Good Girls.