All the memorable moments of the MTV VMA’s are truly the moments that are unplanned, happen spontaneously. Tim Commerford, bassist for Rage Against the Machine, climbing the steel pillar,

These VMA’s had 1 that I love.

Tommy Lee and Kid Rock fight over Pamela Anderson. She must have some effect on guys. Maybe the hepatitis they all share grants them a special bond.

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What Tommy had to say from his blog:

“Yeah!! …..here I am minding my own biz having a great time with my friend Criss Angel (magician) and watching the MTV awards in the front row saying hello to all my friends……Pamela comes and sits on my lap who I love and adore….and also say hello to my friend Travis Barker and his wife!…..and i get a text from another friend P. Diddy and he says come sit with me…..and he’s sitting with Miss HOT Megan FOX so I go over and sit with P! Not a minute later and Alicia Keys starts her amazing performance….(”I apologize sweetie…..I had nothing to do with the timing and disrespect”)……back to the stupid-ness!!….so….. I get a tap on the shoulder from Kid Pebble…I stand up and embrace him with a semi hug and say “Hey dude…What up”?? He punches me in the face…..well if ya wanna call it that!?….more like a bitch slap!…….Wuss!! Anyway….i go to knock this jealous country bumpkin the f$%k OUT….and before I can have a meeting with my fist and his ugly ass mug ….security guards… grab me and haul my ass outta the award show! So I’m fine and of course leave to my room with police and owner of the Palm’s George Maloof……the rest is paper work and bullshit!… Anyway…… I would like to apologize to Alicia and George and MTV for the disrespectful bullshit caused by a piece of shit called Kid Pebble!!

Much Love always!!…..Tommy!!”

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Why hello there Tommy. It’s been a while. Come over here and give me a kiss.

Tommy: what’s that on your lip? oh yeah, it’s herpes.
Pamela: Ahh, i remember when we contracted that. Cabo San Lucas, Summer 2001. Good times.
Tommy: it sure was baby girl.

The calm before the storm. The production manager laughs jovially, assuming Kid Rock’s naturally awkward face scowling with jealousy is actually an attempt to make a funny face. Pamela knows better, as concern comes over here, and reaches out to hold Kid’s hand, hoping to placate the Rock. Tommy, still infatuated with her still abnormally large breasts continues to stare and reminisce the great times they had on the yacht making home made sex videos. “good times”, he thinks.

Kid Rock gets in Tommy’s face. It’s uncertain who truly threw the first punch, but a fight ensues, two former kings of rock relegated to fighting over a former model. Perhaps they were really fighting for the good old times, they were all in their prime. 50 Cent, Kanye West, P.Diddy, Yung Joc introspectively observe the fight spilling every which way over the floor. At one exact moment, they lay eyes on each other, with the kindest and most understanding eyes, sharing a moment transcending speech.

They mouth the words, “no more fighting. no more conflict. one love.” Common then hears the bells and chimes from the Heavens ring throughout the Palms Hotel & Casino, and smiles, knowing peace is now achieved in the hip hop world.

or this is the way I’d like to think it went down.

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